girls who play video games: GOD DAMN IT MARIO. IS IT THAT FUCKING HARD TO STAY ON RAINBOW ROAD FOR MAYBE TEN SECONDS. OH MY FUCKING GOD PEACH YOU FUCKING WHORE. YOU REALLY HAD TO USE THE THUNDER CLOUD AND FUCKING SHRINK ME. REALLY. THIRD. I'M IN THIRD PLACE OH MY GOD YES THANK JESUS LORD ABOVE IN THE HEAVENS. FUCK. NO. I FELL OFF. I SWEAR TO GOD MARIO I'M GOING TO MURDER YOUR ITALIAN PLUMBER MOTHER FUCKING ASS. i hate my life.
THERE’S NOT A STAR IN HEAVEN THAT WE CAN’T REACH
Unpopular Opinion about Treasure Planet
Me: The God of Mischief.
Teacher: ...okay. So, where's your homework?
Me: I don't have it.
Me: I sent it off, I know not where.
Teacher: Are you feeling okay? You're speaking a little strange...
Me: Is it madness? IS IT?
Teacher: Hey, watch your tone-
Me: WHY? BECAUSE I'M THE MONSTER PARENTS TELL THEIR CHILDREN ABOUT AT NIGHT?
Teacher: Okay, I think you need to-
Me: How's your coffee?
Me: You can't survive without your coffee, right? Like gas in the tank?
Teacher: I don't-
Me: There's no gas in the tank.
Me: I took the caffeine out. Decaf. It's decaffeinated. You're going to get TIRED and fall ASLEEP. Ohohohohohohoho, you're going to look like such an ASS.
Teacher: Okay, I think it's time for-
Teacher: Could someone escort her up to the Principal's office?
Me: NO. YOU ARE ALL OF YOU BENEATH ME.
Teacher: Preferably several someones?
Me: I AM A GOD. I WON'T BE BULLIED BY A-
Teacher: Restrain her.
Me: *being dragged away* I DO WHAT I WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaant...
Teacher: What even.
Friend: You know, she may not have done her homework, but you can be damn sure she'll avenge it.
Watch fun. Cover “Call Me Maybe”
And you thought you couldn’t love this song anymore.
Love love love.
And you thought you couldn’t love fun. anymore.
+ well then + i hit a guy for singing this to me today + and just whut + because how do you + this is perfect + ugh + perfect perfect band + okay now i love this cover + i need it on my ipod like now + NOW + wow + i love fun. + perfect + fun. + call me maybe
+ this + this has been in my head all day + and just this is perfect + i love my dad for introducing my to shooting stars + everybody watch this + because oh lord + this is perfect + and i have an undying love for both bob mortimer and vic reeves + because they are golden + shooting stars + thank-you-baked-potato + queue
+ otp: dancing partners + this is perfect + but omfg what is caroline betrays him?! + please lord of god no + please don't + help help help help + nooo + i don't wanna + they are too flawless + but ohmygod shipping theeeeeem + why are they so sweet and perfect and i just need them to have a good ending okay? + to dance off into the sunset + MAKE IT HAPPEN + PLEASE? + my edit + klaroline + klaus mikaelson + caroline forbes + the vampire diaries + tvd + klaus + joseph morgan + candice accola + queue
“The Hunger Games” Soundtrack is the first soundtrack to hit number 1 since Michael Jackson’s “This Is It” album in 2009.
+ did i already reblog this + i don't care if i did + this is perfect + best soundtrack ever + seriously man i am hooked on the soundtrack + it's pure gold + apart from that fucking kid cudi song + that can fuck right off my precious album + but apart from that + this album is golden + the hunger games
You know, because people just love him
City and Colour // The Girl
+ ohmygod + this is perfect + i am quite honestly loving this song right now + like never before + but then i wanted to find it on tumblr so i can have it on my blog + and i just thought to myself.. + now.. who would typically be interested in this song and would perhaps have in on their blog? I KNOW.. MAYBE VEE WILL! SHE LIKES THIS KIN... + and then YUP + IT'S ON HER BLOG + SEVERAL SHADES OF WINNING VEE + SRSLY + YOU ARE PERFECT YOU KNOW THAT RIGHT?!?? + omfg trust you + you perfect girl you + always having what i want when i want it + perf + and just i don't think i can express my love for this song enough + ugh + this is just a really really perfect song okay? + really really perfect + ugh + let me love you song + the girl + city and colour + polyploidy + still cannot believe this was on vee's blog + best thing to happen all day