augustusfring:

• alaska where you at bitch
• a shit-ton of katherines
• paper-ass towns
• holy fucking shit another will grayson
• fuck you stars

colormeecouture:

why isnt ed sheerans voice a candle scent

pubicles:

leddeppelin:

roses are johnny depp

violets are johnny depp

depp

johnny depp

By Tim Burton

thefrogman:

2 Legit 2 Quit was the first CD I ever bought. Don’t you judge me.

cumberbulge:

my brother just sat my mum down in the living room and started crying and she was getting really worried and he burst out with ‘I’M PREGNANT’ completely seriously, and my mum started yelling and was like ‘OH MY GOD, what the fuck, I raised you to be responsible’ and she was literally ranting for about 10 minutes until she realised and quietly walked out of the room

bekkicanflyy:

she was a gull

he was a buoy

can i make it anymore obvious

twelvefootmountaintroll:

i’m gonna name my firstborn “arial”

and people will be like “oh like the mermaid”

and i’ll say “no like the font”

wellalright:

imagine if you taught a bunch of mockingbirds or whatever to imitate dubstep and then released them into the wild. people camping at night in their tents listening to the sound of nature. and then the bass drops.

thorhead:

comealongpondd:

Kayley suggested High School Musical so here ya go. IDK.

OH MY GOD I AM SCREAMING

starkiness:

Tom Hiddleston audio master post

• The Red Necklace [1] [2] [3] [4] [5]
• Stories Before Bedtime [x]
• The Angry Brigade [x]
• Dracula [1] [2]
• Another Country [x]
• Othello [x]
• Cyrano de Bergerac [x]
• She Walks in Beauty by Lord Byron [x]
• Bright Star [x]

I do not have Caesar III: An Empire Without End, Carnival & The Leopard but if everyone else has them, please tell me so I can add them to the list.

Enjoy!

inklou:

naynur:

It’s two in the morning… and I am stupid.

no you’re a genius