Jeff: Today, I had to run and get two imaginary friendship hats from an office. I could’ve just walked around the corner and then come back, but for some reason, I actually went all the way back to where they were supposed to be. One was crumpled up a bit; that was Troy’s. The other was just a little dusty; that was Abed’s. I fixed them up, even though I was the only one watching, because I settled on a truth today that’s always going to be true. I would do anything for my friends, which I think is how everyone in the world feels, which finally makes me understand war.