Belle wished on every star, spoke to every animal who would listen to her, and whispered her prayer to every rushing stream. Yet, no fairy godmother appeared to grant her wish and no friendly beast offered her help. She was to be wed the next day.
In between wishes and prayers, Belle had planned. She had a rucksack filled with travel rations, small denominations of coin, sturdy clothes, scrolls of notes, the three most useful of her books, and her favorite book of fairy tales. Sometimes, she thought that simply showing Gaston how practical she was would put an end to the wedding, but she was not Gaston’s choice either. He was willing to make the best of it. She was not.
The night before her wedding, Belle retrieved her rucksack from its hiding spot and set out to rescue herself.
YOU. ARE A PERFECT PERSON. also lets go skid down some snowy roofs, you with me?
YES YES YES oh my god vee we’d be the BEST russian con-women there ever was or ever will be. we’d just strut around in our trenchcoats and skid down roofs tops like badasses and just be COOL. omg i’m vlad okay yes i am vlad you are dimitri because you and him both have awesome hair and i just wanna be the one who is all knowledgeable about waltzing and will play chess with pooka and wear awesome circular spectacles.. ^^
okay so i basically just criticized somebody’s tag where they tagged a renly/loras gif as ‘OTP FOREVER’ … and just thought “what even you can’t ship them that hard after only one episode srsly what the hell..?!”
.but then i kinda remembered my otp was created and destroyed in only 1 episode..
okay so i just sat for 3 hours on my living room sofa, tucked up in my patchwork blanket watching old 1950’s disney films..and my god it was glorious. i am in such intense relaxation right now i’m struggling to stay awake.. oh my god who needs relaxing baths all i need is some old films with brilliant instrumental scores and typically british voice actors + the heat of snuggly things and i’m content..